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[pajarita]

raven reyes (19) I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

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YES
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Comments

[medals]

✓✓✓✓✓

[pajarita]

sticky fingers or boredom?

[medals]

nope, i am just this enthusiastic about raven reyes

[pajarita]

well shit

[medals]

try not to swoon too hard

[pajarita]

swooned right out of my chair

[medals]

i am too smooth

[prettier]

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Got something for you.

[pajarita]

this isn't going to be the world's worst pick-up line, is it?
because if the answer to 'what have you got for me' is your dick, i might never stop laughing

[prettier]

Fucking hell. Fine, I'll take off the giftwrap and stay at home.

Jesus, who do you think I am, Fabio?

[pajarita]

aww did you wrap it up in a bow?
you know there's no need for formalities, freddo

who is fabio, is this another one of those references i should know

[prettier]

Well it would have been a box, but I thought that was overdone.

And I barely know. Some 80s softcore cheesefest people like my mum liked: all chest and hair.

[pajarita]

alright so what is it?

[prettier]

My arse.

[And also, a photo of a couple of canvases, propped up facing the wall.]

[rues]

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is it true they cant hear u scream in space
bc ill make u scream so loud they will ;)

[ clarisse that was the worst pickup line in the history of mankind. ]

[pajarita]

lmfao not bad

[rues]

ur not so bad urself ;)
im kidding
i mean not really but
u wouldnt believe the kinda shit i hear living with six brothers
do these lines even work??????

[pajarita]

hell no
i'm still dressed and not screaming, aren't i?

[rues]

yeah good point
just goes to show u cant learn anything from boys

[pajarita]

they really are the worst
you can do better

[mindmeld]

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[ Far too reckless. He does not need another Jim Kirk in his life, thank you. ]

[pajarita]

[YOU WANNA GO BUDDY YOU WANNA GO LET'S GO]

i'm sorry but what the fuck

[mindmeld]

I was using the application as intended, was I not? I fail to see why it would elicit such a response.

[ He certainly does not want to go. Whatever that means. It does not sound suitable. ]

[pajarita]

maybe it's because i don't even know you

[mindmeld]

And?